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	<title>The Seanachai &#187; One-offs</title>
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		<copyright>&#xA9;Patrick E. McLean </copyright>
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		<title>Always, always the Truth</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2008/04/15/always-always-the-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The foundation for your trust.
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		<title>The Old Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2008/01/07/the-old-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m taking care of my parents dog. She&#8217;s 98 years old, and consequently, a little set in her ways. 
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		<itunes:subtitle>I'm taking care of my parents dog. She's 98 years old, and consequently, a little set in her ways.  </itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Headcold</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/09/12/headcold/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/09/12/headcold/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happened? Where did two months go? And where&#8217;s my decongestant?
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		<title>A Road Trip</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/07/04/a-road-trip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Holy NPR!</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/04/24/holy-npr/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/04/24/holy-npr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A chance to have a radio show on public radio? Geeze, wonder if that’s a good match?
]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>A chance to have a radio show on public radio? Geeze, wonder if that’s a good match? </itunes:subtitle>
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		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>St. Patrick&#8217;s Day (again)</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/03/16/st-patricks-day-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/03/16/st-patricks-day-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 22:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[By (semi)popular demand, the St. Patrick&#8217;s day episode.
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		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>A Good Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/03/06/a-good-morning/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2007/03/06/a-good-morning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What on earth am I doing waking up at 5:00 am?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What on earth am I doing waking up at 5:00 am?<br />
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		<itunes:subtitle>What on earth am I doing waking up at 5:00 am?
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		<title>V for Victory</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/12/07/v-for-victory/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/12/07/v-for-victory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Another part of history they skipped over in school.

technorati tags:Seanachai, VforVictory, Storytelling, WWII, FakeHistory, VideoPodcast, Patrick E. McLean

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another part of history they skipped over in school.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Another part of history they skipped over in school.


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		<itunes:summary>Another part of history they skipped over in school.


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		<title>The Vampire in My Attic (video)</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/11/06/the-vampire-in-my-attic-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/11/06/the-vampire-in-my-attic-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not like this idea was going to die. It&#8217;s about a vampire after all.

technorati tags:Patrick E. McLean, Vampire, Attic, Vampire in My Attic, Seanachai, Storytelling

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not like this idea was going to die. It&#8217;s about a vampire after all.</p>
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<itunes:duration>3:21</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>It's not like this idea was going to die. It's about a vampire after all.


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		<itunes:summary>It's not like this idea was going to die. It's about a vampire after all.


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		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
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		<title>Nazi Car Trouble</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/09/29/nazi-car-trouble/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/09/29/nazi-car-trouble/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 20:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In which I find a likely scapegoat for my problems.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In which I find a likely scapegoat for my problems.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In which I find a likely scapegoat for my problems. </itunes:subtitle>
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		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
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		<title>Rock, Paper, Scissors</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/09/08/rock-paper-scissors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/09/08/rock-paper-scissors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[How could you forget Ulan Bator - 1965?
(a tip of the hat to Michael Stackpole and Mykel [last name unknown] for the conversation that led to this episode.)
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<p>(a tip of the hat to Michael Stackpole and Mykel [last name unknown] for the conversation that led to this episode.)</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>How could you forget Ulan Bator - 1965?

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		<itunes:summary>How could you forget Ulan Bator - 1965?

(a tip of the hat to Michael Stackpole and Mykel [last name unknown] for the conversation that led to this episode.)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
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		<title>Blame Abraham</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/08/02/blame-abraham/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/08/02/blame-abraham/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe current events are nothing more than ancient events with better TV coverage?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe current events are nothing more than ancient events with better TV coverage?</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/08/02/blame-abraham/#more-133" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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<itunes:duration>6:59</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Maybe current events are nothing more than ancient events with better TV coverage?

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		<itunes:summary>Maybe current events are nothing more than ancient events with better TV coverage?

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		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
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		<title>Three Stories</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/07/21/three-stories/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/07/21/three-stories/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril, and, after much ado, a t-shirt for sale.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril, and, after much ado, a t-shirt for sale.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/07/21/three-stories/#more-132" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril, and, after much ado, a t-shirt for sale.

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		<itunes:summary>The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril, and, after much ado, a t-shirt for sale.

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		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
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		<title>A Change in Orbit</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/05/09/a-change-in-orbit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/05/09/a-change-in-orbit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 19:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Copernicus was wrong.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Copernicus was wrong.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/05/09/a-change-in-orbit/#more-107" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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<itunes:duration>7:30</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Copernicus was wrong.

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		<itunes:summary>Copernicus was wrong.

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		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Outsourcing a Chicken</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/04/22/outsourcing-a-chicken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2006/04/22/outsourcing-a-chicken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 22:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many reasons the kitchen might be slow.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are many reasons the kitchen might be slow.</p>
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<itunes:duration>5:28</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>There are many reasons the kitchen might be slow. </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>There are many reasons the kitchen might be slow.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Satire,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>3rd Place</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/09/19/3rd-place/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/09/19/3rd-place/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 09:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The obsolete salesman.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The obsolete salesman.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The obsolete salesman.

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		<itunes:summary>The obsolete salesman.

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>A Poll in the Field</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/05/29/a-poll-in-the-field/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/05/29/a-poll-in-the-field/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 07:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Seanachai has been rolling for about 22 episodes now. It&#8217;s certainly not the Hoover dam, but as I look back, it&#8217;s no small accomplishment. www.goodwordsrightorder.com is going to get 80k hits this month. A number of people have been generous enough to donate. And, for the time being, I&#8217;ve got the bandwidth cost [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the Seanachai has been rolling for about 22 episodes now. It&#8217;s certainly not the Hoover dam, but as I look back, it&#8217;s no small accomplishment. <a href="http://www.goodwordsrightorder.com/">www.goodwordsrightorder.com</a> is going to get 80k hits this month. A number of people have been generous enough to donate. And, for the time being, I&#8217;ve got the bandwidth cost covered.The question is, where now? I&#8217;ve got a few ideas of my own, of course, but I thought the best thing would be to ask you, the listeners. I know what I enjoy most about the Seanachai, what I don&#8217;t know is what you enjoy the most?So I have a few questions. If you feel like helping out, just comment on this post.</p>
<ol>
<li>Favorite episode? Why?</li>
<li>This is not an essay question, but it needs some set up. There are three kinds of Seanachai episodes. 1 Ongoing series (How to Succeed in Evil) 2. First person narrative (Roulette, Lendu, Guitar) 3. Pure fiction (mall, wolf) Which one do you like best?</li>
<li>If you could see any or all of these stories existing outside the internet, where would be the most natural place for them to live?</li>
</ol>
<p>Thanks for giving this some thought. And if you&#8217;re not bothering to give it any thought, well, then thanks for listening.</p>
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		<title>Mabku 31-A</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/05/27/mabku-31-a/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/05/27/mabku-31-a/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 07:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Mobile Army Burger King Unit.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mobile Army Burger King Unit.</p>
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<itunes:duration>4:44</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Mobile Army Burger King Unit.

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		<itunes:summary>Mobile Army Burger King Unit.

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>A Wolf in the Park</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/04/06/a-wolf-in-the-park/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/04/06/a-wolf-in-the-park/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 07:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Your fear is as real as you make it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your fear is as real as you make it.</p>
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<itunes:duration>11:39</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Your fear is as real as you make it.

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		<itunes:summary>Your fear is as real as you make it.

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		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,A,Wolf,in,the,Park,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Death in B Flat</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/03/16/death-in-b-flat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/03/16/death-in-b-flat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 08:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[How come you never see a thin guy playing the tuba?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How come you never see a thin guy playing the tuba?</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/03/16/death-in-b-flat/#more-76" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>How come you never see a thin guy playing the tuba?

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		<itunes:summary>How come you never see a thin guy playing the tuba?

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		<itunes:keywords>One-offs,,Experiments,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>A Shooting in a Mall</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/03/02/a-shooting-in-a-mall/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/03/02/a-shooting-in-a-mall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2005 07:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When he puilled the trigger, it was love.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When he puilled the trigger, it was love.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/03/02/a-shooting-in-a-mall/#more-78" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>When he puilled the trigger, it was love.

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		<itunes:summary>When he puilled the trigger, it was love.

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		<itunes:keywords>One-offs,,Experiments,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Candy</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/02/18/candy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/02/18/candy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 08:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[But then, there&#8217;s Candy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But then, there&#8217;s Candy. <a href="http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/02/18/candy/#more-81" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>But then, there's Candy. </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>But then, there's Candy.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
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		<title>A Very Slow Getaway</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/02/01/a-very-slow-getaway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/02/01/a-very-slow-getaway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2005 15:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A nickel here, a nickel there, pretty soon you&#8217;re talking about real money.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A nickel here, a nickel there, pretty soon you&#8217;re talking about real money.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/02/01/a-very-slow-getaway/#more-82" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>A nickel here, a nickel there, pretty soon you're talking about real money.

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		<itunes:summary>A nickel here, a nickel there, pretty soon you're talking about real money.

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		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
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		<title>The Queen of Spades</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/01/25/the-queen-of-spades/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/01/25/the-queen-of-spades/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Beware of Gypsy Women who play cards.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beware of Gypsy Women who play cards.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Beware of Gypsy Women who play cards.

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		<itunes:summary>Beware of Gypsy Women who play cards.

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		<itunes:keywords>Podcast,,One-offs,,Episodes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Patrick E. McLean</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>How I gave up Roulette</title>
		<link>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/01/18/how-i-gave-up-roulette/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theseanachai.com/2005/01/18/how-i-gave-up-roulette/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McLean</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some things shouldn’t be left to chance.
God as my witness, I still don&#8217;t know how I feel about this story. It all involves calculations that are alien to me. Trading in lives and the uncertainty surrounding war.
I don&#8217;t actually consider it very likely that the United States is responsible for the torture of a great [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some things shouldn’t be left to chance.</p>
<p>God as my witness, I still don&#8217;t know how I feel about this story. It all involves calculations that are alien to me. Trading in lives and the uncertainty surrounding war.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t actually consider it very likely that the United States is responsible for the torture of a great number of people. Not from any sense of patriotism or idealism, but from a passing knowledge of the limitations of torture. The way it has been explained to me, all information has an expiration date. In a battlefield situation, usually 12 to 24 hours. So if you can get the answer you&#8217;re looking for out of a person in that time, you can act on it. But if you fail to beat this deadline, your enemy changes his plans/tactics in order to make the captured person&#8217;s knowledge irrelevant.</p>
<p>So you are left with the torturer&#8217;s conundrum if you torture someone too strenuously you will kill them. If you take too long, the information is worthless. Not to mention, how do you know if they are telling the truth?</p>
<p>I just can&#8217;t see it being very useful. That doesn&#8217;t mean that we haven&#8217;t done it. Or that having the threat of such actions isn&#8217;t useful. Here&#8217;s an except from a Washington Post article entitled &#8220;The Torture Myth&#8221;</p>
<p>retired Air Force Col. John Rothrock, who, as a young captain, headed a combat interrogation team in Vietnam. More than once he was faced with a ticking time-bomb scenario: a captured Vietcong guerrilla who knew of plans to kill Americans. What was done in such cases was &#8220;not nice,&#8221; he says. &#8220;But we did not physically abuse them.&#8221; Rothrock used psychology, the shock of capture and of the unexpected. Once, he let a prisoner see a wounded comrade die. Yet as he remembers saying to the &#8220;desperate and honorable officers&#8221; who wanted him to move faster, if I take a Bunsen burner to the guy&#8217;s genitals, he&#8217;s going to tell you just about anything,&#8221; which would be pointless. Rothrock, who is no squishy liberal, says that he doesn&#8217;t know &#8220;any professional intelligence officers of my generation who would think this is a good idea.&#8221;<br />
Also consider this excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article entitled, &#8220;Too nice for our own good.&#8221;</p>
<p>Frustrated interrogators across the globe concluded that their best hope for getting information was to recreate the &#8220;shock of capture&#8221; that vulnerable mental state when a prisoner is most uncertain and most likely to respond to questioning. Many argued for a calibrated use of &#8220;stress techniques&#8221; prolonged questioning that would cut into a detainee&#8217;s sleep schedule, for example, or making a prisoner kneel or stand.</p>
<p>A crack interrogator from Afghanistan explains the psychological effect of stress: &#8220;Let&#8217;s say a detainee comes into the interrogation booth and he&#8217;s had resistance training. He knows that I&#8217;m completely handcuffed and that I can&#8217;t do anything to him. If I throw a temper tantrum, lift him onto his knees, and walk out, you can feel his uncertainty level rise dramatically. He&#8217;s been told: They won&#8217;t physically touch you,&#8217; and now you have. The point is not to beat him up but to introduce the reality into his mind that he doesn&#8217;t know where your limit is.&#8221; Grabbing someone by the top of the collar has had a more profound effect on the outcome of questioning than any actual torture could have, this Army reservist maintains. &#8220;The guy knows: You just broke your own rules, and that&#8217;s scary.&#8221;</p>
<p>But jerking the guy around by his collar violates the Geneva convention, which protects soldiers from &#8220;any form of coercion&#8221;. But the people being interrogated are not, by any stretch of the imagination, bound by the Geneva convention, or acting as soldiers.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s just a mess I can&#8217;t sort out. But if the CIA sees fit to create an imaginary character called Leonard T. Bayard to cover it&#8217;s clandestine activities well, they&#8217;ve moved in on the Seanachai&#8217;s turf. And I&#8217;m well within my rights as a storyteller to hijack LT and ask him some questions. Even if he can&#8217;t give me any answers.</p>
<p>The Chicago Trib article is available at http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=/chitribts/20050108/ts_chicagotrib/mysteriousjettiedtotortureflights</p>
<p>George Kaplan is the name of the fictious agent who&#8217;s identity Roger Thornhill (played by Cary Grant) assumes in North by Northwest.</p>
<p>The title for North by Northwest is taken from Hamlet &#8220;&#8216;I am but mad north-northwest; when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw&#8221; So I threw a quote from Hamlet in. I&#8217;m not sure how well it works. There is something terribly existential and Hamletian about a man who doesn&#8217;t exist talking to us. I was hoping to do something about that, but seriously folks, the thing is eight minutes already.</p>
<p>And, finally, no one should ever play roulette, the house always has an edge. If anything learn a good Blackjack system. Better yet play poker with friends for pennies and nickels and laugh a lot. Because life is short, the world can be cruel and we should enjoy the luxury of our serenity to it&#8217;s utmost.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Some things shouldn’t be left to chance.

God as my witness, I still don't know how I feel about this story. It all involves calculations that ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Some things shouldn’t be left to chance.

God as my witness, I still don't know how I feel about this story. It all involves calculations that are alien to me. Trading in lives and the uncertainty surrounding war.

I don't actually consider it very likely that the United States is responsible for the torture of a great number of people. Not from any sense of patriotism or idealism, but from a passing knowledge of the limitations of torture. The way it has been explained to me, all information has an expiration date. In a battlefield situation, usually 12 to 24 hours. So if you can get the answer you're looking for out of a person in that time, you can act on it. But if you fail to beat this deadline, your enemy changes his plans/tactics in order to make the captured person's knowledge irrelevant.

So you are left with the torturer's conundrum if you torture someone too strenuously you will kill them. If you take too long, the information is worthless. Not to mention, how do you know if they are telling the truth?

I just can't see it being very useful. That doesn't mean that we haven't done it. Or that having the threat of such actions isn't useful. Here's an except from a Washington Post article entitled "The Torture Myth"

retired Air Force Col. John Rothrock, who, as a young captain, headed a combat interrogation team in Vietnam. More than once he was faced with a ticking time-bomb scenario: a captured Vietcong guerrilla who knew of plans to kill Americans. What was done in such cases was "not nice," he says. "But we did not physically abuse them." Rothrock used psychology, the shock of capture and of the unexpected. Once, he let a prisoner see a wounded comrade die. Yet as he remembers saying to the "desperate and honorable officers" who wanted him to move faster, if I take a Bunsen burner to the guy's genitals, he's going to tell you just about anything," which would be pointless. Rothrock, who is no squishy liberal, says that he doesn't know "any professional intelligence officers of my generation who would think this is a good idea."
Also consider this excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article entitled, "Too nice for our own good."

Frustrated interrogators across the globe concluded that their best hope for getting information was to recreate the "shock of capture" that vulnerable mental state when a prisoner is most uncertain and most likely to respond to questioning. Many argued for a calibrated use of "stress techniques" prolonged questioning that would cut into a detainee's sleep schedule, for example, or making a prisoner kneel or stand.

A crack interrogator from Afghanistan explains the psychological effect of stress: "Let's say a detainee comes into the interrogation booth and he's had resistance training. He knows that I'm completely handcuffed and that I can't do anything to him. If I throw a temper tantrum, lift him onto his knees, and walk out, you can feel his uncertainty level rise dramatically. He's been told: They won't physically touch you,' and now you have. The point is not to beat him up but to introduce the reality into his mind that he doesn't know where your limit is." Grabbing someone by the top of the collar has had a more profound effect on the outcome of questioning than any actual torture could have, this Army reservist maintains. "The guy knows: You just broke your own rules, and that's scary."

But jerking the guy around by his collar violates the Geneva convention, which protects soldiers from "any form of coercion". But the people being interrogated are not, by any stretch of the imagination, bound by the Geneva convention, or acting as soldiers.

It's just a mess I can't sort out. But if the CIA sees fit to create an imaginary character called Leonard T. Bayard to cover it's clandestine activities well, they've moved in on the Seanachai's turf. And I'm well within my rights as a storyteller to hijack LT and ask him some questions. Even if he can't give me any answe</itunes:summary>
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		<title>A Round on Werner</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2005 08:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s a disagreement among friends? Or was it physicists?
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		<title>The King of the Lendu</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 08:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The darker joys of politics.
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		<title>The Vampire in the Attic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2005 08:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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